I'm pretty sure I've written about this before, but I'm going to write about it again because it's really pissing me off.
If you open up a People, or an Us, or any other tabloid-type magazine, especially around this time of year, you'll see countless articles and photo-spreads talking about 'the Best and Worst Beach Bodies' and 'What Stars Really Look Like.' These articles feature photos and information about which actors, singer, and general entertainers are considered 'hot' or 'not'. If you really pay attention to these sections in the magazines, you will find they are absolutely the most confusing, conflicting pieces of information. We see photos of different celebrities, some of them having had several children, and they are 'all wrong.' Too fat, too soft, too wrinkly, too much cellulite. Because apparently, a woman's body growing and pushing out three babies doesn't entitle her to have a little extra above the bikini bottoms she's wearing. These women are not fat, they are WOMEN. Our bodies do that! Our bodies change! People overlook the fact that we are GIVERS OF LIFE. I'd like to see the man who wrote the article and compiled the photos of the 'fat' actresses and entertainers push out a kid or two. I've never had children, obviously, but the women in my life that have, are the most beautiful amazing women I've ever seen.
So, women are supposed to be really thin, super ripped, but still maintain a 'feminine physique' a.k.a. have bodacious boobs and butts. Is the media aware that this is really rare, if not impossible, by nature? That's really a random interjection, interrupting the flow of my thoughts, but it popped up and needed to be addressed...
But wait, it gets better....
Having flab is bad, but what else will you see in these photo-spreads? Oh, that would be the one or two photos with a sunburst slapped in the corner of it, reading 'TOO SKINNY!' And you know what I have to say to that? MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND! What am I supposed to look like?! If girl #1 is too flabby (who really isn't, just maybe has a stretchmark or two visible from the last of the 3 pregnancies she's had...) and girl #2 is too skinny, this leaves me really confused. I don't know what I'm 'supposed' to be, especially since being a natural human woman just isn't acceptable.
It's like with the articles and such that go on and on about obesity, and how it's taking over America, and Americans are fatter than ever. And on the next page, it's about eating disorders, and how every teenage girl in America has one, and they're too skinny. Well, then, what am I 'supposed' to do, magazine? Can you please make up your mind and let me know? Should I be starving myself, or eating whatever I want and 'accepting my body'? Can you see why a teenage girl would be confused?
This is really long. I'm sorry. I just had to get this off of my flat chest, which is connected to my too-big hips, and flabby thighs. Or perhaps connected to my too-skinny waist and too-skinny arms. Who knows? I live in a constant state of confusion. Thanks American media, I appreciate what you do to my psyche.